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Dear friends, family, and townspeople,<BR>
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You all are invited to my famous semi-annual New Year's Day Open House. There will be Hoppin' John and collards, Bloody Marys and mimosas, and Alka Seltzer for the hangovers. Children are of course most welcome, but no dogs this time, please. Bring those leftovers that don't fit into your New Year's resolutions, or some sodas or beer, or don't bring anything, just come.<BR>
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Time: 1 - 5 PM, January 1, 2009.<BR>
Address: 5903 Cleveland Ave., Riverdale Park
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