[RP TownTalk] Dead Chicken

[Sarah Wayland]

On Sep 21, 2006, at 6:49 PM, Andrew Farrington wrote:

> I found a dead chicken in two plastic bags on the tracks just now

You got yer
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
You got yer dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
You got yer dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
You got yer dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead chicken in the middle!
Dead chicken in the middle of the tracks
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the tracks, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven.

(With apologies to Wainwright Loudon)

-Sarah